Monday, April 30, 2012

Lethal Advice

Oh thank you dear Vincent! Over at Amazon UK, the reviewers are a regular bunch of Oscar Wildes. Check out Veet for Men Hair Remover Gel Creme:

15,852 of 15,939 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.) 

I am considering asking Andrew to be a contributor to Lethal Dose.

168 of 176 people found the following review helpful 5.0 out of 5 stars
Searing Pain, 20 April 2012
By LondonSackBurn - See all my reviews This review is from:
Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Not since Steve McQueen entered the 'Towering Inferno' has a human object burnt so intensely. I applied the cream to my spuds and within 24 seconds my orbs were throbbing. Imagine being dragged naked down the autobahn in Germany behind an F1 car. That is exactly how my seed sack felt. On the plus side, my nuts are totally foliage-free. On the down side Ill never be a Father.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Morning Exercises

Makeup and jewelry required.

Friday, April 27, 2012

It's the only way to fly.

Diana Dors knew how to make a landing.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Monday, April 23, 2012

Sunday, April 22, 2012


As the Queen of Abyssinia in The Pearls of the Crown


I can never get enough Arletty. Do you know of Sacha Guitry? Criterion has released four of his films and they are available on Hulu Plus, as most of the Criterion Collection is (!) His films are a delight. Arletty is in Désiré, and The Pearls of the Crown. (Don't read too much because they are so much fun to watch, beginning with the credits.) As for Arletty...what a woman! "My heart is French, my ass is international," she supposedly said, after having an affair with a German officer during the occupation. Bad Arletty.

photos from the Criterion Site.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Hey, Buster!

Just the very name "Buster Crabbe" makes me blush. My friend Vincent-louis and I share a BC fetish. They used to show Flash Gordon on a Boston UHF (remember those?) station, where I'm sure others with an eye for outré fashion stuck in grim cities like Vincent and I were, respectively, watched nightly, delighted by this campfest. Long live Ming!

photo via Doctor Macro

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Friday, April 13, 2012

I'm Having a Party

(the real action starts at 6:35)

Friday, April 06, 2012

Hey, Sailor!

Click on the fountainhead to find out which member of the Lethal clan this is!
Donna Lethal gives a world exclusive interview about Life and Milk of Amnesia over at Cold Dirt Press! Click through to find out who gets the silent treatment these days.

Thursday, April 05, 2012

Carter Brown, The Clown...

NO! I don't want to see. EVER.

thanks Jeff

Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

For Brother Fang

Winner of our new favorite blog, who I wish lived closer so he could come with me to the New Beverly,

Sunday, April 01, 2012

Dearly Departed is Open!

so proud and happy to be at the opening ceremony! We all cried.
They are located at 6603 Sunset Boulevard, at the corner of Cassil. Click here.