15,852 of 15,939 people found the following review helpful
DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS,
24 Jan 2012
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
I am considering asking Andrew to be a contributor to Lethal Dose.
168 of 176 people found the following review helpful 5.0 out of 5 stars
Searing Pain, 20 April 2012
By LondonSackBurn - See all my reviews This review is from:
Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Not since Steve McQueen entered the 'Towering Inferno' has a human object burnt so intensely. I applied the cream to my spuds and within 24 seconds my orbs were throbbing. Imagine being dragged naked down the autobahn in Germany behind an F1 car. That is exactly how my seed sack felt. On the plus side, my nuts are totally foliage-free. On the down side Ill never be a Father.