Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Now THAT'S a great idea.

Well, if you had told me sticking chicken cutlet shaped sacs of saline in your tits would be a good idea, I probably wouldn't have believed you either.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Ladies! Some Makeup Advice, PLEASE!

This shiner is the result of pure clumsiness, not battery!
I haven't posted anything here in way too long because I've been building an empire over on Cold Dirt Press. But I need some beauty advice I can only get on Lethal Dose! I have a big Country Club dance coming up, and this black eye (which resulted from contact with a really cold hard steel dolly) is going have everyone looking at me — and my husband — in askance. My question: Should I spackle on some kind of make-up, or just wear a lot of diamonds to distract attention? Thank you!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Dame Sally Markham

an inspiration to writers everywhere!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011


for Rosemary's Baby!

thanks to Phil X Milstein for turning us all on to this tune.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Hear it Lethally!

Here's an interview with me on WICN.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Sunday, November 13, 2011


So much for the "baby" fetish. There was a man dressed as a giant sissy baby on mainstream television in the 1950s and everyone acted as it were the most normal thing in the world. How frightening is Stinky?!

Friday, November 11, 2011

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

The Guest from Hell

Note to self: "Guest room full."

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

It Happened To Zsa Zsa

I remember when my friend's father brought hom ea box of these for her chubby older sister and left them on the table. We excitedly (well, not the sister) dug in, only to be met by gummy, waxy, sticky, non-chocolatey...un-candy.

Sunday, November 06, 2011

Princess Perfect!

I had this as a child. I had an urge to search for it on etsy and imagine my shock and horror when it turned up. Rabbit fur muff, with a little string so you can wear it around your neck. No wonder I'm such a David Lynch fan.

Friday, November 04, 2011

Don't Be So Cavalier About It

Because Errol Flynn owns that word.

Thursday, November 03, 2011


Whenever anyone knocks Sharon Stone, I say one word: "Casino."

Tuesday, November 01, 2011


Galore. And how!