Man, this thing is just crammed-packed with useful life enhancers! There are 27 Chapters, from Boys! Boys! Boys! to The Hippest Closet in Town to Last-Minute Mindbenders. I'll be posting them here often!
This week, from Boys! Boys! Boys! (which is of course what we all care most about!):
If he's a a school celebrity and you want to meet him, interview him for the school paper.
Want to make sure whether or not he loves you? The following is as good a method as any. Place side by side a glowing ember and an ice cube. If the ice puts out the ember, then his heart is cold. But if the ember melts the ice, you've won him!
If one of his interests (let's say sports cars) really bores you, do him the courtesy of learning a little more about it. This will make you more interesting to him, and a little knowledge will go a long way to easing your boredom.
Lots more Groovy Hints & Tips to come!