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My Other Job
Beauty Editor!
Read Yellow Bar at Top of Image - Follow Instructions
My Book!
Don't Be Silly
My Friend Photoshopped this mugshot! Her real name is "Carol Andrews."
SEE?
She's the real deal!
Read our Stories
at the Cold Dirt Press.
All Lethal, All The Time!
Lethal Videos
Lethal Dose Tumblr
My Co-Conspiratress
Miss Lily
We Wouldn't Dream Of It
Little Baby Lethal
my pride and joy
breakfast
One of my other books
The Bible
daily meditations a must.
Fairy Godmother
Princess Luciana Pignatelli
Follow by Email
Best White Man 'Do
Wayne Cochran
Dowager
my ambition
Lunch
goodbye, childhood!
Goddess
Saint Zsa Zsa of Gabor
Fight Depression Daily With
Hair Products
PERIODICALS
How DARE you miss an issue
Who Doesn't Love Pussy?
even girls do!
Trust
The Gene Genie
At Someone's Expense, Probably
Dosers
The Holy Gospel
according to Jayne
It's Not Just for The Ladies
curlers are for everyone.
Look Into Korla's Eyes
or just stare at his jewels
My "Official" Portrait
it hangs in a gallery, the "Rogues"
Cosmetics
5 servings daily
Shanty Tramps
Vitamin "S"
Essential for good health.
The Pup
Sir Chester, Blanket Hound
Dearest Father
The Duke of Earl
The Hairdressers
Mr. Ray
... and
Mr. Teasie-Weasie
Reading Material
have a seat
The Chef
he's overwhelmed
I'll Miss You Forever Tura
A Doll A Day
Make Me Crave More Hey-Hey
4 comments:
I wonder if I can arrange for the beauty counselor to visit several of my neighbors.
So...I just look up "Beauty Counselor", then? It's just in the phone book under "Beauty Counselor." Not that I need one or anything. Just wondering.
That hat really IS the millinery version of my beauty routine.
I had a "Beauty Counselor" case but I finally threw it away because I couldn't get rid of the mildew smell. I wish they would make a comeback. Maybe we should revive them!
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