Saturday, February 27, 2010

Western Union

Regular readers will know of my Bob Conrad in "Wild Wild West" fetish. I call it that because (short primer here), in addition to his character's usual bondage or imprisonment, he is usually stripped to the waist, slapped, whipped, and beaten in just about every episode, often by women! What this did to me as a small girl is fairly obvious.

Room for Two More!


From the marvelous Scandy Factory. NSFW, natch. What is W, anyway?

Thursday, February 25, 2010


How much do I love this picture? It conjures up satin baseball jackets, iron-on t-shirts from Salisbury Beach, Marlboro cigarettes in the back of my cutoffs, roller skating, Ace Frehley's "Back in the New York Groove," my dad's big minty green Thunderbirds. I wanted to look like this "when I grew up." Trash.

from Radioactive Lingerie.


Size-D Implants Saved Woman's Life: Doctor

A firearms expert says it's possible, but saline implants aren't bulletproof vests

Updated 8:00 AM PST, Thu, Feb 25, 2010


A Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon says a woman's size-D breast implants might have saved her life when a gunman opened fire at her office.

Lydia Carranza was working at the Simi Valley dental office July 1 when her co-worker, the gunman's wife, was shot and killed.

Carranza was just a few feet away. She survived a gunshot to the chest, but the the bullet left a scar and deflated the implant.

"She's just one lucky woman," Dr. Ashkan Ghavami told the LA Times. "I saw the CT scan. The bullet fragments were millimeters from her heart and her vital organs. Had she not had the implant, she might not be alive today."

Jayne knocks 'em dead

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Lethal Takes a Trip

To Chi Chi LaRue's fabulous store in West Hollywood! Where's there's something for everyone.

Window Models

Chi Chi's Wall of Awards

Is yours so fabulous that you want to give the gift that keeps on giving? Now you can!
ps. if you look closely, you'll see lethal!

Well, now you know where to get one.

Find it! I don't know why you need this to, but ...

I love these. Very Frank Booth.

I also took a pic of their tiara selection - which I highly recommend, but I can't seem to find it. Great store, fantastic staff, affordable prices, and fun. Yay!

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

The Lethal Olympics

Now, if I were in charge ...

Thanks Larry

Monday, February 22, 2010

Just Another Monday Night

at Chez Lethal.

More Lucky Blondo!

Has ever a printing press looked so mysteriously ... French?

Sunday, February 21, 2010


My breakfast drink was especially good this morning.

Isn't it funny that there is (was?) a kid's breakfast drink with that name? I mean, really.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

I've been reading Lorca today and thinking about Joe Strummer.

"this is not a Bruce Springsteen number, its supposed to be poetry"

Thank god. I plan on going the rest of my life without ever hearing another B.S. song.

I will miss you forever, Joe.

Friday, February 19, 2010

J for Jackie

I just posted this at PCL. So go read it there.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

And the Party Continues!

it's always a wild night when Roddy shows up!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

I told you!

Damn, people who can't make it to my "bad movie nights" get so damned upset!

I love Gert Wilden. This song is from another film - this clip is from "Los Neuroticos."

Saint of the Day: Dan Duryea

Dan Duryea and Joan Bennett in "The Woman in the Window"

St. Daniel
Died in 309, He and four companions, Elias, Isaias, Jeremy and Samuel were Egyptians who visited Christians condemned to work in the mines of Cilicia during Maximus persecution, to comfort them. Apprehended at the gates of Caesarea, Palestine, they were brought before the governor, Firmilian and accused of being Christians. They were all tortured and then beheaded. When Porphyry, a servant of St. Pamphilus demanded that the bodies be buried, he was tortured and then burned to death when it was found he was a Christian. Seleucus witnessed his death and applauded his constancy in the face of his terrible death; whereupon he was arrested by the soldiers involved in the execution, borught before the governor and was beheaded at Firmilian's order. Feast day Feb. 16.
OUCH! That bit about Seleucus applauding bothers me - shouldn't he have tried to save him instead of clapping?

Monday, February 15, 2010

All We Need Is Jayne

The Mind Boggles.

Here's (pretty much)the song that Jayne "almost couldn't stop" to in The Wild, Wild World of:

This song just plain rocks:

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Love Songs

Bolan goes glam-ted

Radar Love: tie-front shirt gloriousness!

Dorchester Duchess - god, I want those shoes!

Love Whip - crack it daily

tell em, Lydon

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Get Yours Today!

Doll by the fab Lawrence Snelly; copy by Dave Ehrlich.

Based on this ultra-creepy ad, which even I had never seen:

Friday, February 12, 2010

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Chitchat with Diana Dors (and Dickie!)

and Shirley Jones and Jack Cassidy, too!


After much deliberation (ten minutes) and many people telling me this (actually, that part is true), my old pal and I set up a blog called "Slap and Tickle."

All your sex and love questions answered there.

Hell, throw in anything else, too (Jami) - someone asked me how many eggs were in a pound cake! I just configured it last night and when I got up this AM there were ten questions.

Like all good Q&As, all questions are anonymous. No, they are. That's what formspring is.

I'm Slap, he's Tickle. But you knew that already.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

I WOULD Have His Baby

and it would be a big bouncin' can o'Aqua Net!

Be sure to read the comments.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010


Ah jes love him. And so did Sammy:

Monday, February 08, 2010

New Kinda Kick

Poor Hugh. No wonder he's depressed! Listen to Doctor Bogart ... clean out the family bank account and head straight to Vegas!

PS. If it doesn't show up, click here.

Sunday, February 07, 2010

Love is Like Candy on a Shelf

sigh ...

Saint Zsa Zsa of Gabor

Yesterday was her birthday and (gasp!) I didn't even realize it. Of course, she'd be thrilled to know I forgot. I get upset when I think of her in the hands of that awful "prince" (my readers know I refuse to capitalize - he bought that title, the charlatan) and one of my dreams has always been to rescue her. What an influence she has been on me!

Ve don't count, dahling.

Zsa Zsa's reaction when the press told her that Rudi married Barbara Hutton. I did the same thing when I kicked out my ex and people sent me fbook updates of him and his new roomate gf.

ZsaZsa (sporting the "Rudi black eye patch" that became a Vegas vogue - even Marlene's chorus boys wore them) laughing at Rudi and Babs' wedding photo.

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Iggy, Dad, and Me

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Sterling Silver

I used to have a recurring sex dream about Sterling Hayden in black and white. It was very hot.


Tuesday, February 02, 2010

For Rip Torn

Noel Coward sings the original.