Fashion Backwards in Unisex Style

Brice is so unpleasant when things aren't just so! June's wondering how to wipe that peevish look off his face.

It'd be hard to top the look Donna pulled together in the last post, but these outfits "For Sporting Americans" from the 1969 Penneys Spring & Summer catalog look super-classy when worn with turtleneck dickeys in colors which complement the heraldic pocket crests.

"Thank you, darling," Brice murmurs. "These suits are so much more comfy when I'm wearing your undies!"

See the tout ensemble after the jump, plus the scariest movie ever made.

Houston, we've got a problem. Brice is miffed that Apollo 11 blasted off without him.

Don't wear these jump suits to the airport; a disgruntled traveler may mistake you for a baggage handler and start cussing about that suitcase which got lost somewhere between here and Topeka. Do wear them to watch Marooned, the 1969 space movie which features scenes so astrophobic they're guaranteed to give you free-floating anxiety for the rest of your life. And be sure to have plenty of Space Food Sticks on hand.

After the first man on the moon walk of July 20, 1969, President Richard M. Nixon visits the jump suited, quarantined crew of Apollo 11, who returned safely to Earth.