This week, Lily and I have been slaving under the punishing hand of stern dancemaster Mr. Philip, trying to master the latest dance, The Cameltoe.
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5 comments:
Isn't that where King Arthur lived, Cameltoe?
Mr. Philip is a tough taskmaster, but look how he whipped Ann Margaret into shape!
Well, he's no Boulou.
Dance: 10, looks: off the scoreboard.
HA!!
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