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13 comments:
I just can't imagine putting these things on my body. Clothing, yes, but not my body! The two, small, tattoos I have are more then enough!
And where she's demonstrating is up and above where she means. Ick.
Hence the air clearing wave....
I mean, seriously, don't rich whores have better things to spend their money on?
Really. If they have so much money to throw away then they can pay my credit card bills, get me some plastic surgery, and produce a few albums for me all without ever asking to be paid back.
And by doing that they don't run the risk of ingrown hairs or one of those crystals coming loose during sex and getting somewhere it shouldn't be.
WELCOME TO GLITTER GULCH!
Call me old fashioned, but I think shaving and dying your pubes into a hot pink heart is still much more tasteful.
i'm applying diamonds to my testicles right now!
you'll be pleased with the results.
I just had a frightening thought - whenever things like this come out, someone comes up with a cheaper at home version. Then they make an infomercial.
Oh my dear Lord, imagine Anthony Sullivan or Vince trying to shill for an at-home Vajazzeling system....
I'm scared. Will someone hold me, please?
I'm sorry, Norma, but I forever picture you as Liz Taylor, waving from a car. Still, PHOTOS, PLEASE.
I was always told that an encrusted Va-Jay Jay was natures way of saying "Unsafe for Human Habitation"
Next up: Penis tip googly eyes.
Um, classy! Ugh.
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