This is just before everything kicked in, as I recall...
I think it's TJB, but it's kinda hard to see past your hair, Donna.
TJB was the obvious choice since he wasn't attending that day ... but he's not the oldest of the bunch ... is he? Felix, you're the youngest of us, obviously.
I notice several of these dowagers are wearing even-numbered strands of pearls, which is simply not done in the best circles. NOKD.
Of course he's not. And, yes, of course I am. I must still be woozy from the perm solution and dippity doo fumes wafting through the air that night.
So does my age make me a Dowag-ette?
Except for the old woman, who of course is wearing five ...Eve, what is the word for "young dowager" anyway?
"Matron." Honest, it is! Usually used as in "young Main Line matron Edith Wordly . . ."
Oh, she looks respectable enough, but from what I recall that's the venal tranny who sold Thom that baggie full of headache-inducing psilocybins. I'm still recovering.And, not to ever, ever correct the Lady of the House, but isn't it more usually "youthful Main Line matron Mrs. Chester Wordly"?
Actually, I prefer "ageless" And as for the Name that Crone, well, I told you not to let Thombeau answer the door. He's just useless at saying no.
What can I say? I was high.
I have to remember to lock my bathroom and make sure you use the guest bathroom. I'm tired of finding my bottles empty every time you leave and I'm too much of a lady to ever confront you on it.
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