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Ah - that right there could be a page out of my autobiography. "The Many Diets Of A Fat Girl."
dear miss "pah"fahler....
believe me, you know shit about the banana diet.
I wonder if they passed these out in the "Pudgy Girl's" departments at Sears?
And where is the FAT BOYS DIET? Or would they have called that MENU'S FOR HUSKY BOYS"?
As I sadly recall, the "pudgy girls department" at Sears (my grandmother worked there for years, so everything we had was from there, giving me a lifetime love of only 400 thread count and up sheets, having spent my childhood on "Perma-Prest") was called the "Pretty Plus" section. Two words that do NOT go together. Ah, "Husky." What a great word.
Well, we all know that he who cannot be named with the 28-inch waist is laughing at this.
I've seen it, I know it's true, AND he eats eggs and sausages.
I've seen it, I know it's true, AND he eats eggs and sausages.
The skinny bitch.
Did he excuse himself, by any chance, immediately after the meal to use the mens room?
NO! And believe me, I know all about those things!
1: The words "Sears" and "Pretty" don't go together.
2: I wish "pretty" and "plus" did go together more often when it comes to clothing. But I've come to the conclusion that fashion designers are making more ugly fat ladies clothing to drive fat people like me to suicide.
And while I hate myself for getting off topic, since I don't know any other way to ask this - does the fact you liked the picture means you think pair of shoes #1 will go the best with that dress?
For those confused I bought a vintage dress and I'm using both Tumblr and Flickr to figure out which pair of shoes I own will go best with it. (I'm a 6 1/2 Wide. It's hard to find brand new shoes in my size, let alone vintage ones. So unless Felix has a pair of 6 1/2 wide women's disco shoes I have to go with what I've already got.)
Sometimes, Donna, I wish you had an "Ask Donna Lethal" feature where the fashion-challenged like myself could ask you and your friends for advice.
Oh yes, I did mean shoes #1!
Maybe I should do an "ask" feature. I have to figure out if it's an option without it getting out of hand with freaky questions (you know who you are!)
Thanks Donna. So far that's 1 vote for shoes #1. Out of 1 vote. LOL
Where's Mr. Pinky when you need him?
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