Aspire to be Nita Naldi at all times.
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Don't Be Silly
My Friend Photoshopped this mugshot! Her real name is "Carol Andrews."
SEE?
She's the real deal!
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My Co-Conspiratress
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We Wouldn't Dream Of It
Little Baby Lethal
my pride and joy
breakfast
One of my other books
The Bible
daily meditations a must.
Fairy Godmother
Princess Luciana Pignatelli
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Best White Man 'Do
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Dowager
my ambition
Lunch
goodbye, childhood!
Goddess
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Fight Depression Daily With
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Who Doesn't Love Pussy?
even girls do!
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- Sense and Nonsense in Fashion
- Help Leona!
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- The Use Of
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Dosers
The Holy Gospel
according to Jayne
It's Not Just for The Ladies
curlers are for everyone.
Look Into Korla's Eyes
or just stare at his jewels
My "Official" Portrait
it hangs in a gallery, the "Rogues"
Cosmetics
5 servings daily
Shanty Tramps
Vitamin "S"
Essential for good health.
The Pup
Sir Chester, Blanket Hound
Dearest Father
The Duke of Earl
The Hairdressers
Mr. Ray
... and
Mr. Teasie-Weasie
Reading Material
have a seat
The Chef
he's overwhelmed
I'll Miss You Forever Tura
More of Your Little Lethal
and Kitten Natividad!
A Doll A Day
Make Me Crave More Hey-Hey
12 comments:
You know I put on lipstick to walk to the mailbox. You just never know who you'll see!
Now, now, let's not be unfair to Nita. She was blind as a bat and put her makeup on with a trowel, she admitted. She was far from crazy: read my book (Golden Images, Vol. I) and you will she she remained smart, funny and very bitter right to the end.
I LIKE that picture! And I want you to set the record straight about youknowwho (I won't write it down - remember, a google search will lead right here.) I think she looks fabulous and I can only hope that I look as good as she does when I am her age. And going to the theater. Alone.
Let's see,
Pancake...check
Mascara...check
Lipstick...check
Liner...check
Seconal...check
Absinthe...check
Ticket for the Tomkat Theater...
Check.
Felix I think only the two of us know the TomKat ... meet you there at 3? I have everything else.
Date!
WV - diumilff. Care to take a stab at a definition?
unless your last name is hudson & you live with your sister.
It depends on which sister. I'm about to call Johnson's and put in an order.
I say if you don't have your lip lacquer on straight, you're only half-dressed.
make sure and do the correct voice miss lethal or else the "milkman" won't bring you the right bottle!
I never leave the house without my hip flask.
As long as you don't leave empty-handed.
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