I demand a rematch, Donnana!
Can 3 play?? What about 4? Oh, Mavis!
You know it's quality when it's a Gaylord James, Inc. novelty!
If I pass go, do I collect $200?
I know if you pass go-go you get 200 ultrasmooches from Donna and Mavis. But I've been cheating...
... and they tend to forget the rules.
According to the mail-in coupon, there are more "Orgy" products. Me wantee.
That's even better than my "Welfare: The Game"! I wonder what other goodies Mr. Gaylord James had in his warehouse of fun?
Desuko: you get more than $200. And the community chest is just that!
What happens if you lose though?
Jami: if you lose, you just have to keep playing.
Do you think it's too late to ask Satan Klaus for an ORGY Bib? I must find this! Ebay only had the ad, no actual game!
Aren't there enough messy liquids to clean up after an orgy (I'm theorizing here, I stress) without adding "libation"?
That reminds me.. I must give my Teasemaids a raise this year. And a big bonus.
We've been teasing our (hot cross) buns off!
... and they're the best hot cross buns I've ever tasted. Oooh, what a giveaway!
As long as there are no buns in the oven, we're all groovy! If you give me a nice tip, I'll make you some Ginger cwtchcakes, Sir Arthur!
I still think there needs to be a penalty for the loser. If only because I know I'll lose! LOLI've searched but seems no one is selling their old editions of this game. Though eBay does have several porrons for sale. Apparently it's an actual legit booze bottle.
Gosh, Jami. I'm getting the impression that you'd like to be punished. Here's some insider advice, but keep it to yourself.. just ask Mavis and Donnana to take you through a few practice runs - they're the best Orgy coaches in the Smoochiverse.
Mavis - Come to my office when you've finished smooching, and we'll discuss your decent proposal..
What? Does someone need help playing Orgy again? You don't know HOW many times I get asked that question!
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