He's not a poof! He's a total Boobist! He fondled his neighbor lady's titties when he was a tyke...and he was off to the RACES or Ray-ces ... I can't wait to read more!
Obviously, he fooled the husbands - but not the wives ...
Monday, July 13, 2009
Mr. Teasie-Weasie: the Book!
Mavis finally received it and although I've yet to pry it from her to scan, I can report that I am most certainly wrong - Mr. T-W was most certainly not "homosexuality!" and like many Brits (ahem, Mr. Ignatowski), an ardent Boobist. Mavis writes:
He's not a poof! He's a total Boobist! He fondled his neighbor lady's titties when he was a tyke...and he was off to the RACES or Ray-ces ... I can't wait to read more!
Obviously, he fooled the husbands - but not the wives ...
He's not a poof! He's a total Boobist! He fondled his neighbor lady's titties when he was a tyke...and he was off to the RACES or Ray-ces ... I can't wait to read more!
Obviously, he fooled the husbands - but not the wives ...
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Told you so. What better way to get at a woman's tits then pretend to be gay? Heh. He probably handled more boobage then Heffner.
Hurry Mavis...I want to get more details and pics from the book!!!!
I'm readin' as fast as I can. Maybe I'll get to the beach and Teasie-Weasie the day away!
Suuurrrreeee... it's the oldest gay trick in the book (although I know a few guys who'd lay claim to that title): pretend you're secretly straight. That way you get the straight boys not only to leave you alone but to respect you as a "sly dog". Sort of a gay double agent thing.
Hey, since Mr. TW has turned out to be into women could the SOTW be changed to Dumbledor? Seeing how the new Harry Potter movie is coming out tomorrow and Rowling outted Albus it seems to fit.
Alright I'm off to work where straight men with strange librarian fantasies will stalk me. (No, seriously, got this one creepy patron who's taken to staking out areas like the door to the back workroom. Everyone at work is laughing it off but the guy creeps me out!)
I hooked up with Mr. Teasie-Weasie in Boobvana and he accepts your apologies most boobly, Donna. There's enough room there for two Boobhisatva's, and with Mavis being so busy Boobing around and all... it's up to you!
Aren't you through YET, Mavis?? :) PLEASE let's not go through that straight/gay thing again.
I'm savouring my Teasie-Weasie, darling! No need to guzzle glamour!
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