Ah - didn't recognize her. For some reason I kept thinking she was one of those teen stars like Amanda Bynes. Must be the too-toothy grin.
HATE
HER!
You ever notice that she drops the meat in all bloody and unwashed/drained? Salmonella city! I'd love to go on her show just so I can say "Aren't you going to drain the blood first?" then refuse to eat it because "I don't want to get food poisoning from your unsanitary cooking practices!"
JamiSings: My mother and sisters watch her program and scream these same words at their televisions. She's gross. Let us not forget wee have Oprah Winfrey to blame for her rise in popularity.
I watched her show and Emeril when I was at the dentist once, and they both featured recipes that used chorizo. They're getting kickbacks from Big Pork!
Yet another reason I would actually love to be a guest on one of these types of shows. I have a TON of food allergies, INCLUDING pork! So I'd have to refuse to eat this stuff and ask "Didn't they tell you I'm allergic to this stuff?" Then go on about how I really prefer kosher meats because they taste so much better plus don't make me curl up on the bathroom floor wishing I was dead.
Plus it would be nice to bring more attention to food allergies. I'm allergic to artificial sweeteners too. So even though I REALLY want some mint flavored gum, I can't have it because every single brand out there is sugar free and therefore chewing it would put me in the hospital.
I'd make a horrible guest on a cooking show. (That and The View. I'd tell Joy she's an unprofessional know-it-all who knows nothing and to shut the heck up and tell Elizabeth she's so stupid she's a bad example of both a republican and a woman.)
JamiSings, I'm getting canned from work at the end of August, so I'll have a lot of time to watch talk shows. Does anyone know if Kelly Ripa had her calf tattoo lasered off?
Eh, forget day time tv, Jim-Jim. I prefer watching reruns of Twin Peaks on Chiller. Not to mention Alfred Hitchcock Presents. And on Hallmark there's Murder, She Wrote and The Golden Girls.
Oooo - and I LOVE me some Diagnosis Murder. Man, Dick Van Dyke RULES! He acts, sings, dances, AND roller skates!
Donna: Yes, that thing got started on Gordon Elliot's Food Network. Then, O got wind of her and there you go. She's off to the races w/ her t.v. shows and line of unspeakable food items (which I spotted in the grocery store this past Sunday.) Her brand of olive oil is actually called EVEEEOO (or however she says that)!
Please tell me that's not the same Gordon Elliot who left Australian TV for a talk show in the States a decade or more ago? Does he look vaguely frog-like? If so, I am nationally embarrassed!
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Hate her.
Gawd, it's the face of a retarded brat!
Excuse my Australian ignorance, but who is that?
Can you do one on how Patsy Kelly and Maggie Gyllenhaal are the same person?
Don't worry, Mark, I have no idea who that is either, and I'm an American.
But then again, I don't keep up with popular culture. I live in the past.
It's Rachael Ray, one of the most obnoxious TV "chefs" ever.
My mother makes one of Rachel Ray's recipes. It's pseudo-lasagna that's really layers of ravioli stuck together with mozzarella.
I loathe her. She does those cheap travel shows where she brags about stiffing the waiter and making them bring her water with a slice of lemon in it.
Ah - didn't recognize her. For some reason I kept thinking she was one of those teen stars like Amanda Bynes. Must be the too-toothy grin.
HATE
HER!
You ever notice that she drops the meat in all bloody and unwashed/drained? Salmonella city! I'd love to go on her show just so I can say "Aren't you going to drain the blood first?" then refuse to eat it because "I don't want to get food poisoning from your unsanitary cooking practices!"
JamiSings: My mother and sisters watch her program and scream these same words at their televisions. She's gross. Let us not forget wee have Oprah Winfrey to blame for her rise in popularity.
I watched her show and Emeril when I was at the dentist once, and they both featured recipes that used chorizo. They're getting kickbacks from Big Pork!
It's OPRAH?! Oh no! I thought it was the Food Network! It's a vast evil conspiracy ... Dr. Philth, now this.
Jim-Jim:
Yet another reason I would actually love to be a guest on one of these types of shows. I have a TON of food allergies, INCLUDING pork! So I'd have to refuse to eat this stuff and ask "Didn't they tell you I'm allergic to this stuff?" Then go on about how I really prefer kosher meats because they taste so much better plus don't make me curl up on the bathroom floor wishing I was dead.
Plus it would be nice to bring more attention to food allergies. I'm allergic to artificial sweeteners too. So even though I REALLY want some mint flavored gum, I can't have it because every single brand out there is sugar free and therefore chewing it would put me in the hospital.
I'd make a horrible guest on a cooking show. (That and The View. I'd tell Joy she's an unprofessional know-it-all who knows nothing and to shut the heck up and tell Elizabeth she's so stupid she's a bad example of both a republican and a woman.)
JamiSings, I'm getting canned from work at the end of August, so I'll have a lot of time to watch talk shows. Does anyone know if Kelly Ripa had her calf tattoo lasered off?
Eh, forget day time tv, Jim-Jim. I prefer watching reruns of Twin Peaks on Chiller. Not to mention Alfred Hitchcock Presents. And on Hallmark there's Murder, She Wrote and The Golden Girls.
Oooo - and I LOVE me some Diagnosis Murder. Man, Dick Van Dyke RULES! He acts, sings, dances, AND roller skates!
Donna: Yes, that thing got started on Gordon Elliot's Food Network. Then, O got wind of her and there you go. She's off to the races w/ her t.v. shows and line of unspeakable food items (which I spotted in the grocery store this past Sunday.) Her brand of olive oil is actually called EVEEEOO (or however she says that)!
Please tell me that's not the same Gordon Elliot who left Australian TV for a talk show in the States a decade or more ago? Does he look vaguely frog-like? If so, I am nationally embarrassed!
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