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If that bitch does not stop screaming, I'll use my 1960s-era extremely pointy cockroach-corner-kicking gator skins on her soft-and-tenders!
Oh, and the singer reminds me of what Vannilla Ice might be like if he were born black and what Sammy Davis Jr. might have become had he not been born cool...
Um, regarding the last Lethal Post...Can Eve really turn me gay? I thought she could only turn the world on with her smi...oh, wait, that was Mary Tyler Moore, huh?
Oh, I just love MTM! and those Capri pants are to die for! Damn, Eve's spell defeats me...must re-sist...think macho...Football, Hockey, Sports, Sport drinks, Drinks with sporting athletes in musty locker rooms after a tension-filled contest of brawn and...have to go now!!
Oh, great, Donna's "Word Verification" for this comment is "cleat."
What's next, D, stiletto?
Ooooh, Rocky Roberts and the Airdales are divoon! I shimmied and twisted till I toppled over on my chihuahua!
And James, 30 years of dating has taught me that I could turn Rocky Graziano into Paul Lynde in one evening, damn my luck.
This never grows old!
I can't get the doggone thing to play. So I can't comment on it. I'll just ramble off to James here.
James, I wouldn't worry about it too much. While I know Eve's joking, in all seriousness, you can be a straight male and enjoy fashion. Even be knowledgeable about it. Back when I took drama classes I knew guys who in behavior could out-flame Carson, whom knew fashion - and were very, very straight. And I knew guys who were very macho, could probably beat up Arnold Swarzenager, played sports, didn't know much about clothing or colors - and were gay. (Actually, I don't know their names, but there were two football players whom were openly gay. Though they were kind of "driven out" of professional football.)
The big difference in these men - the more feminine ones whom were straight were often raised by just their mom or in a household where mom was in charge, and sometimes they also had a lot of older sisters. Whereas the gay macho men were raised with strong male role models.
I mean, take a look at me - I dress kind of sloppy. I'm not good at fashion or putting on makeup. I can be very masculine. People often mistake me for a lesbian. I'm not. I am a straight woman. I love men.
I just happen to have 3 older brothers. Between them and my dad, the women in this household are outnumbered. Just mom and me. And mom can be a bit tomboyish herself. Even though she was a beautician, she wears little to no makeup. Fishes, used to hike back before her back surgery, loves sports - especially basketball (but only if the Lakers are playing), etc. So I can't help but act a little manish at times. I don't have any real feminine-types who raised me. I don't even know how to flirt! And I wouldn't even know if a guy was flirting with me even if he got so frustrated he finally said, "Hey stupid! I'm FLIRTING with you!"
And walking in high heels? Forget it. Oh I try because my mom is now determined to see me in them. (I say I'm too fat, too clumsy, and too old to learn though. But I try to just to make her happy. I feel like an elephant on stilts though, even if they're only a half inch high. One day I WILL break my neck in those stupid things. And why don't shoe designers make them with arch support?! Real feet have curves!!!! A good shoe should be like a good bra. Comfortably supports every curve in such a way you forget you're even wearing them!)
But just because of these things doesn't mean I'm a lesbian.
I'm just your typical, overweight, dateless straight girl.
Jami, I can teach any gal to walk in heels. Have you tried Aerosoles? They make the most comfortable heels EVER!
James - haven't you seen "The Wild Wild World of Jayne Mansfield" aka "THE BIBLE"?!
I think I have some Areosoles flats.
I tried looking up classes in how to walk in heels after reading an article about how one high end shoe store had such a class down in Santa Monica, CA (I think - I know it was a California "beach city.") But the closest I could find is one of those strippercise places - and the rates were much too high.
Another vote for Aerosoles (Donna, I;m so glad you like them, too!). They make heels with rounded 1950s toes, and flexible rubber soles. I LIVE in them.
Jami, I'm not kidding, they make heels you can RUN in - in all widths.
Donna - yeah I was just looking at their site.
Actually right now I'm desperately seeking a pair that will go with this dress. I bought a pair from Shoes.com I thought would do - this pair to be exact - but my mom insists that they'll "cheapen the dress" because "the heels are too thick." Never mind that it's black patent leather. Never mind that style experts say if you have fat legs you should wear thick heels to make them look thinner. Nope, got to find a thinner heel even though I can't walk in them just to make her happy.
Honest to God the government should hire her to deal with terrorist suspects. She's so good at getting her way.
Black patent leather?! But boys will be able to see your underwear reflected in them!
That's okay, Eve, I only wear granny panties anyway.
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