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6 comments:
Damn--all those gay boys I dated in the '70s and '80s, and all I needed was the right SHAMPOO?
Here's what really happened. Hairdresser to confirmed bachelor: "I'll make your beard look really good for the wedding and we can keep our little thing going on the side, howsabout?"
Well... I can put the phrase "confirmed bachelor" and "lustre creme" together, but I get a completely different story.
I don't want to think about the effects of too much Johnson's ('No more tears' formula)Baby Shampoo.
Dammit, maybe I don't need antidepressants, I just need the right shampoo!
Maybe Breck could make a conditioner with Zoloft in it.
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