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10 comments:
Ohm god, how I need some Nervine.
We didn't have Nervine in my old neighborhood. Overwrought mothers just drank Narragansett and Seagram's Seven boilermakers.
I'd like some Nervine effervescent tablets, please. And put some gin in it.
See, this is why I never understood the charm of cocaine. I am already nervous, jumpy and irritable. Why on earth would I take a drug that just exacerbates that!?
Ah needs me some Nervine.
I could use some Nervine this week! I'll hav eto check at the local Jean-Coutu!
Aside from Mary clearly being a pre-op transsexual, she looks positively serene.
Can I gets me some Nervine? With a champagne chase?
I don't know why they made all of this stuff so taboo. What's wrong with a relaxed mother?
Where can i get my grubby little paws on some of that?
Omigod, they still make Nervine:
Nervine Tonic™ (Passionflower/Valerian Complex). An excellent all-purpose daily sedative. Useful for soothing muscle twitches, nervousness, anxiety, nervous-type asthma, muscle pain or tightness from stress or overexertion, intestinal cramps. Useful while breaking the cycle of drug addiction. Helps to take the edge off pain. It decreases irritability of the nervous system and gently stimulates its repair.
Oh, crap, it's "herbal."
Oh, I think "nervine" is just a term, like "tranquilizer." We need "Dr. Miles" special brand!
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