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6 comments:
Did my ears deceive me, or were the last names of the three bachelors Rimmer, Hooker and Knuckles?
(I would totally watch "The Laverne and Farrah Show," by the way)
Now you know why she married a "Majors." I know - Laverne and Farrah were a great combo!
I watched "What's Up, Doc?" last year (it was research for my first visit to San Francisco... don't snigger: I made my sister watch "Gidget Goes Hawaiian" before we went to Hawaii for a holiday.. anyway; I digress). Ryan O'Neal was the sexiest thing on two legs in that movie. In boxer shorts and bow tie, he was adorable. Now what were we talking about......
I watched "What's Up, Doc?" last year (it was research for my first visit to San Francisco... don't snigger: I made my sister watch "Gidget Goes Hawaiian" before we went to Hawaii for a holiday.. anyway; I digress). Ryan O'Neal was the sexiest thing on two legs in that movie. In boxer shorts and bow tie, he was adorable. Now what were we talking about......
Okay, I admit it... I stutter.
But seriously, listen to that Dating Game intro--I swear the bachelors are named Rimmer, Hooker and Knuckles!
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