Yes, you read that right. Dr. Willy and his pals, including "Other Authorities," penned this rather slim volume (only 444 pages and it's an encyclopedia!) that really makes you want to skip to the good parts - the illustrations, that is:
Those pesky stomach contents, mixed with women in red sweaters ... it's all so complicated!
Beware of "Eciting" foods, women in red bathing suits, fur stoles, and sailboats!
Of course, it must all be true, because Cadillac Publishing has to be a class act, no? The book is peppered throughout with antidrug and alcohol references, such as this:
So much for that plan you had for a wild night out.
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There's that legendary "erection centre" again. The Norwegians knew about it, Cadillac Press knew about... am I the only person who wasn't let in on it?
And my alter ago cited as "sex god"!
"I'm Doctor Willy, come on down to the Erection Center. We'll inspect any erection for $5.95, or two for $10. Only this week at the Erection Center. Free popsicles for the kids"
It looks more like a cookbook for them that can't read...
Mark, maybe there aren't enough "eciting foods" down under. Eat a spicy meal, drink, take some drugs, and report back to us. Especially any dreams of women and sailboats.
Yeah, I know I always get a raging woody when my bladder is so full that it oppresses my seminal vesicle and squashes it like a bug against my rectum. Ooh baby!
Thanks for the sage advice, Donna. Will report any eciting dreams, but I'd be very surprised if they involved women. Sailboats are a long shot but a tad more likely.
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