This is a birth announcement that my mother sent out. I just found it, addressed to my great-uncle.
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5 comments:
I read that too quickly and thought it said, "Sure. I turned out to be a girl..."
Were you blonde as a newborn?
"Omigawd, Mabel, that's not afterbirth, it's a wig!"
Was your secret birth-mother Joey Heatherton?
"Look, it's a Baby Gabor!"
Yes, I was a strawberry blonde, but I find it more prophetic that I look like a drag queen and am holding beauty items.
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