Thursday, February 26, 2009

Virginia Graham's "Don't Blame the Mirror"



A random turn brings us to page 75, "On the Scent of Beauty":

Spray air-conditioners with cologne for scented fresh air.
Spray your ironing board with fragrance before pressing blouses, handkerchiefs, scarves, and curtains.
Use cologne on your hair as a quick wave set.
A gentle rubbing of cologne on tired feet will refresh them on a hot summer day.
Spray cologne on artificial flowers. (!)
Spray padded clothes hangers with cologne.
Use perfumed candles to set the mood for a party.

I've been teaching my little granddaughter about perfume, and have given her an atomizer to play with. But she's been told not to spray the boy she plays with in the park. And I suggest that if you have a little boy, you don't encourage him to fool around with your perfume. We're having enough trouble with boys as it is.

7 comments:

SerenaJames said...

Ha! And keep the nasal spray and antihistamines handy so you don't keel over from the fumes!

Mavis Martini said...

HA ha! Francine Fishpaw must have read this!

mrpeenee said...

"Use cologne on your hair as a quick wave set." Advice from another century.

I don't have any problems with boys.

Bonnie said...

Ooohhhh I've never come across this book. Nor have I ever read the A/C tip before.

Adorable cover art, too! I have heard of setting teh hair with cologne, as well as using cologne to rinse the mouth...

Donna Lethal said...

I have choice scans on my flickr, but I'll send it to you if you want!

justlovely said...

I got a headache just reading that page. She must have bought the stuff by the vat.

Note to Virginia regarding "troubles" with little boys: Playing with perfume ain't the cause.

TJB said...

Well, if the boy not only likes to play with perfume, but also is glued to the set whenever "Girl Talk" comes on, there may be a problem...