Monday, July 07, 2008

Gabors

It's Saint Zsa Zsa's Birthday

All Hail our Living Goddess!

Ernie Kovacs vill say a few vordz in Hungarian.

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click to enlahge, dahlingz.




Jolie Gabor on "What's My Line"

Sadly, no Ernie this time - I would have loved to hear him interrogate Mama Jolie!


She seems to think nodding counts.



Zsa Zsa on "What's My Line"



"Are you an amphibian?" asks Ernie Kovacks.


Perfection





PS. Thank you, Arthur!



"Sans Benefit of Clergy"

Do it Zsa Zsa's way!

"Zsa Zsa Gabor and playboy Rubirosa traveled all over the globe, sans benefit of clergy."


Thanks to Frank Synopsis for his fab set of Suppressed Magazine scans. click image to enlarge.


Gabor of the Day: Eva

Mark and I have been on a MGame kick about Eva's horrible misspellings:


but this clip takes the cake: "A Day in the Life of Green Acres"



It's Simple, Darling.



Zsa Zsa's Miracle Car



Here's some fun Zsa Zsa quotes.


PS. Save Zsa Zsa! Get her away from that awful "prince."


It's Zsa Zsa's World, and we are lucky enough to live in it

There's a small article and pic in the new Vanity Fair of Zsa Zsa and the Prince, but the real juicy stuff is at VF Online. Leslie Bennetts must have had a hell of a time keeping a straight face. She probably had to borrow some of Zsa Zsa's botox:

Another claimed that, according to his stepdaughter Francesca, von Anhalt first told Zsa Zsa he had been robbed by three aliens, but she "told him to say it was three humans, because people would think he was crazy."
This coming from the woman who played The Queen of Outer Space!

Here's the naked Prince:


and here's some Z from 1969:

"I don't vish to vork like this!"


"I hate that qveen!"