"All of us old junkies just turn into dowagers." Carrie Fisher to Kevin Sessums at The Daily Beast.
I refuse to link.
As my dear
Eve Golden says, "What makes her think we'd accept her, anyway?"
No dowager would
ever refer to her drug habit in "junkie" terms, anyway. Be off with you, hag. Now, where's my laudanum? I need a lie-down.