Y is the Question

yes.

thank you Charles Lockwood

Dear Kabuki,

It Curves You Right!

ooh!

1-800-SLEEPYS

From Ogle Magazine, V1, No1, 1956

Goggles

Why? Why not?

Billie Burke on Brows

The ugliest eyebrows are those which meet over the nose, as they make one look very hard. This can easily be obviated by pulling out the hairs with tweezers and dabbing the place with ammonia and peroxide of hydrogen. If this smarts, use a little cold cream afterward. While you are about it, pull out all the scraggly hair and shape your eyebrows to a pretty crescent, beginning wide near the nose and trailing off to a point near the temples.

Read the rest at Archive Americana.

Before You Get Enormous

The Devil and Miss Ekberg

"Did She Like It?"

She liked it. Bette cotstume tests.

Brave New World

Where Was I?

Never Trust Reggie

What Is Going On?

I really have been watching too much Dragnet.

Art by Hal Lindsey from a Spire comic.

Required Reading

Look how nervous that baby is! It probably things I'm going to take it home. No worries, dear. Art by Cookie, of course.

That Old Devil Mooney

Mr Mooney used to scare the hell out of me when I was a kid.

The Other Miss Vickers

Tumblr is over capacity, so Miss Martha is going here. Ain't she something? I always felt she never got the recognition she deserved. Aside from The Big Sleep, check out Ruthless, now on Netflix streaming. She's a dish.  Oh my god! I didn't know she was married to Satan!

Image from Dr Macro

Lethal Advice

Oh thank you dear Vincent! Over at Amazon UK, the reviewers are a regular bunch of Oscar Wildes. Check out Veet for Men Hair Remover Gel Creme:

15,852 of 15,939 people found the following review helpful

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012

By 

Andrew

This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.) 

I am considering asking Andrew to be a contributor to Lethal Dose.

168 of 176 people found the following review helpful 5.0 out of 5 stars
Searing Pain, 20 April 2012
By LondonSackBurn - See all my reviews This review is from:
Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Not since Steve McQueen entered the 'Towering Inferno' has a human object burnt so intensely. I applied the cream to my spuds and within 24 seconds my orbs were throbbing. Imagine being dragged naked down the autobahn in Germany behind an F1 car. That is exactly how my seed sack felt. On the plus side, my nuts are totally foliage-free. On the down side Ill never be a Father.

Morning Exercises

Makeup and jewelry required.

It's the only way to fly.

Diana Dors knew how to make a landing.

Veronica has a bad day.